Kitschknot

Good morning! 

First of all I want to say that my yoghurt is delicious (banana chocolate flakes).  

The other thing is, have you ever noticed how utterly pathetic Hard Rock is? So I am doing everything necessary to postpone studying ( I know I’ll regret it in 3 weeks) like: cleaning, doing laundry, making another coffee, thinking about green tea, contemplating a haircut, and then studying music videos I haven’t watched enough (enough would be Katy Perry, just so you get an idea).                                                                                                                               So first is Britney, looking like a sexy mix between a panda bear ( the eyes!) and Madonna, dancing away in yet another gay anthem leaving me wishing I had her personal trainer  and wondering how her hair would look without all the fake stuff in it. That also makes me wonder whether the tophat is a bad fashion choice or just necessary to cover the hair extensions…?! 

Next up is Slipknot, those bad-ass mother*****s wearing gimpmasks….what’s up with that?  You watched Stephen King too much when you were kids and got traumatized?  I mean, really I don’t want to watch your video before I go to sleep. Until I turn up the volume and actually hear what they are singing. Which is when I burst out in laughter.

Dead memories in my heart…dead fingers in my veins…WHAT?????

(read the rest at http://www.metrolyrics.com/dead-memories-lyrics-slipknot.html)

Wow guys, that’s deep. And probably the biggest kitsch I have heard since Backstreet Boys’ Quit Playing Games. 

That’s probably the intention, so teenagers all over the world can express their teenage angst by tossing around their long hair and braiding their little goatees (a lot of them go to university with me. They study history and do roleplays in the summer. In the winter they play World of Warcraft and wonder if masturbating is really going to make them blind.) 

 You may laugh about it now, but remember when you were 13 and there was a bunch of 15year old boys who were much cooler than you? And you would change our taste in music every time you met someone cool like that? 

Occasions like the above mentioned are the reason why in my CD collection you won’t only find classics like Kuschelrock 9-14, Mr. President, Backstreet Boys and other variations of 90’s pop but also Rammstein, The Bates, Guns’n’Roses, Queen, AC/DC, Lynrd Skynrd and even Böhse Onkelz!!! Geeeeeeeee… 

Of course today I will claim to anybody I meet that I was simply the coolest teenage chick that ever existed and I just looooooooved G’n’R (which is quite believable, remember my tankgirl hair???) – but let’s be honest.

We would’ve picked Roxette over AC/DC any time and thought Bon Jovi was as Rock as it got.  

Alright kids, I could go on writing about this forever — unfortunately I have to calm down my bad conscience and read a little bit about the Jewish wars and Flavius Josephus and Jesus Christ.

DO LEAVE COMMENTS!! 🙂

Amen.

 

PS: Remember this??????????